"See how long you can endure his or her adorable cries before you just have to find a way to quiet the baby down," the instructions read.
Two days later, and shortly before Apple announced its 1 billionth App Store download, the company took down the app and apologized. No word on any resulting shakeup that may have occurred in Apple's quality control department.
By David Goldman, CNNMoney.com staff writer
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