Developer: Sociag Project
If you believe an iPhone can make your love handles disappear, you'll probably buy this, too: an app that promises to give you "healthy and abundant" hair by generating "various types
of inaudible high and low frequencies to promote blood circulation around hair roots and under the head skin."
A helpful disclaimer adds that the Hair Clinic app is not a cure for alopecia and can, in fact, cause headaches if the iPhone's built-in speaker is held too close to the ears.
NEXT: Drunk Sniper